Mob Wife
When we thought that furs will be shamed into oblivion, the Mob Wife brought them right back in, along with a leopard print. She is sultry, possibly Italian. Undoubtedly wears Rossoh to match her pearls and rich, unapologetic attitude. Look up Carmela Soprano for fashion references. 

Frazzled English Woman
She is the Helena Bonham Carter to our mind and soul. Think plaid, Uggs and totes are in, while brushing our hair is out. She reads poetry (often on camera), has a morning blush and a closet full of ridiculous hats. I prefer her in win

Rat Girl
This is my favourite in spirit and body. Rat Girls are the Frazzled English Woman that likes to “bed rot” and have made peace with it. They have invented “Girl Dinner” because they know how to scavenge in the household where everyone is too burnt out to do groceries. There is nothing more satisfying for the Rat Girl than to cancel plans last minute and have no excuse for it. Actually, I have come to believe that Rat Girls have the thickest boundaries, the bestest lounge wear and a comfort zone the size of a tea spoon.

Office Siren
Think Giselle Bündchen from Devil Wears Prada or anytime Bella Hadid wears a button down and reading glasses. Office Sirens are the echo of the twisted collective thinking from the ideal workspace where nobody works. She is hot and nonchalant. Opt for a muted make up look (hence Aroma Light) if you need her vibe in your life. 

Clean Girl
We all want to be her, and so our wish lists for minimalist skincare, containers and glass coffee mugs grows. She is the reincarnation of a Girl Boss, so I personally find her problematic. If you are one hot mess but need to have your personality pulled together, sleek your hair back and put some gloss on. No-one needs to know we are Rat Girls at heart.

Booktok Girl
If big book releases like Iron Flame or Crescent City somehow did not crawl into your feed, then Booktok algorithm have not discovered you yet. If authors like Sarah J. Maas or Rebecca Yarros do not ring a familiar bell, you have managed to skip the cult. Booktok Girls are basically bookworms, but with a great sense of humour. They often read filth, which they collectively refer to as smut. They like merch, candles, Taylor Swift and fictional men written by women.

 

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